Deadpool 2007

Yeah, we’re sick. So what?

The 2006 game started on January 1^st 2007 and ran until December 31^st 2007. The winner was Chris Bell.

The Lists

Steve Pugh

1. Michael Foot, 1913, politician and historian
2. W F Deedes, 1913, oldest guest to ever appear on Have I Got News For You Deceased: 17^th August 2007
3. Kirk Douglas, 1916, he’s Spartacus
4. Arthur C. Clarke, 1917, author
5. J.D. Salinger, 1919, another author
6. Henry Kissinger, 1923, war criminal
7. Charlton Heston, 1924, would a shooting accident be too much?
8. Fidel Castro, 1926, assuming he's not already dead...
9. Murray Gell-Mann, 1928, nobel prize winner

Paul Stevenson

1. Brooke Astor, 1902, American aristocrat Deceased: 13^th August 2007
2. Studs Terkel, 1912, Journalist
3. Mark Felt, 1919, Deep Throat
4. Clive Dunn, 1920, Gretchen Franklin's cousin
5. Margaret Thatcher, 1925, Pinochet’s chum
6. Alfredo di Stéfano, 1926, Real Madrid legend
7. Ronnie Biggs, 1929, or is he just pretending to be ill?
8. Harold Pinter, 1930, had his last Birthday Party?
9. Bobby Robson, 1933, Ipswich Town Honorary President
10. Louis Farrakhan, 1933, Islamic National

Chris Bell

1. David Rockefeller, 1915, Very rich, very old
2. Denis Healey, 1917, Old Labour
3. Billy Graham, 1918, time to meet his maker
4. John Glenn, 1921, It could be one space mission too many
5. Hugh Hefner, 1926, Viagra overdose?
6. Boris Yeltsin, 1931, A popular choice, with good reason Deceased: 23^rd April 2007
7. Larry Hagman, 1931, Already on his second liver
8. Alex Higgins, 1949, Snooker player with throat cancer, apparently
9. Shane MacGowan, 1957, Singer with a soon to be non-functioning liver
10. Holly Johnson, 1960, Frankie Goes To AIDS Clinic

Jolyon Lockett

1. Michaealangelo Antonioni, 1912, (film director) blown up? beyond the clouds? Deceased: 30^th July 2007
2. Kirk Douglas, 1916, (spartacus) sparked out?
3. Humphrey Lyttleton, 1921, (jazz trumpeter) inspirationally misanthropic, but so old
4. Peter Sallis, 1921, (actor) the last of the summer wine kull continues
5. Eric Sykes, 1923, (actor) 73% more likely to die this year than Saddam
6. Barbara Bush, 1925, (ex-first lady) too prissy to die?
7. Margaret Thatcher, 1925, (heartless cow) dies of a broken blood pumping analogue?
8. Jimmy Savile, 1926, (marathon man) how long can he keep on running?
9. Ken Russel, 1927, (director) Big Brother didn't kill him, so what will?
10. Mikhail Gorbachev, 1931, (aged russian) retired, bored? lost the will to live?

Howard Reed

1. Clint Eastwood, 1930, star of 'The Dead Pool' and other movies
2. Geoffrey Howe, 1926, 80s Tory
3. Margaret Thatcher, 1925, 80s Tory
4. Norman Tebbit, 1931, 80s Tory
5. Eric Sykes, 1923, comedian
6. Gordon Brown, 1951, 00s Tory (sudden heart attack?)
7. Humphrey Lyttleton, 1921, Radio presenter & jazz musician
8. Michael Foot, 1913, 19th century Labour politician
9. William Shatner, 1931, actor, allegedly
10. Barry Manilow, 1943, singer, allegedly

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