Deadpool 2004

Yeah, we're sick. So what?

The 2002 game started on January 1st 2002 and ran until December 31st 2002. The winner was Bethan Gostick.

The Lists

Steve Pugh

  1. Sir John Mills, 1908, actor
  2. Simon Wiesenthal, 1908, nazi-hunter
  3. Ronald Reagan, 1911, ex-actor Deceased: 06th June 2004
  4. Michael Foot, 1913, politician and historian
  5. Gerald Ford, 1913, ex-president
  6. Francis Crick, 1916, DNA discoverer Deceased: 28th July 2004
  7. Arthur C. Clarke, 1917, author
  8. Pope John Paul II, 1920, top catholic
  9. James Doohan, 1920, Scotty
  10. Ariel Sharon, 1928, politician

Paul Stevenson

  1. Lady Alice Montagu, 1901, Queen's Aunt Deceased: 30th October 2004
  2. Brooke Astor, 1902, American aristocrat
  3. Hans Bethe, 1906, bethe off dead
  4. Alastair Cooke, 1906, dead letter Deceased: 30th March 2004
  5. Betty Ford, 1918, ex-drug addict
  6. Pope John Paul II, 1920, infallible but not inanimate
  7. James Doohan, 1920, the liver cannae take it, Cap'n
  8. Ivor Cutler, 1923, bard of the clyde
  9. Vaclav Havel, 1936, still only got one lung
  10. George Best, 1946, will the transplant work?

Bethan Gostick

  1. Sidonie Goossens, 1899, been harping on too long Deceased: 15th December 2004
  2. Ronald Reagan, 1911, ex-president. Not officially dead yet Deceased: 06th June 2004
  3. Ted Heath, 1916, ex-prime minister
  4. Pope John Paul II, 1920, the hat's getting too heavy
  5. Prince Philip, 1921, professional buffoon
  6. Yasser Arafat, 1929, endangered palestinian Deceased: 11th November 2004
  7. Saddam Hussein, 1937, well, really
  8. Clarissa Dickson-Wright, 1947, carnivorous bitch
  9. Ian Huntley, 1974, one way or another
  10. Ian Brady, 1938, continuing the trend of convicted murderers called Ian

Michael Doherty

  1. Ronald Reagan, 1911, subbing for Jimmy Carter Deceased: 06th June 2004
  2. General Augusto Pinochet, 1915, ex-Chilean dictator
  3. Pope John Paul II, 1920, he's been hiring more potential replacements - he knows something!
  4. HRH Grand Duke Jean of Luxembourg, 1921, former head of state
  5. Robert Gabriel Mugabe, 1924, president of Zimbabwe - being such a knob has got to take its toll
  6. Atal Behari Vajpayee, 1924, Prime Minister of India
  7. Muhammad Hosni Said Mubarak, 1928, President of Egypt since 1981, and a current magnet for suicide bombers
  8. Eduard Shevardnadze, 1928, recently deposed from the presidency of Georgia
  9. Boris Yeltsin, 1931, probably still dosed up on Stoli
  10. Calisto Tanzi, 1938?, former boss of Italian food company, Parmalat, looking forward to lots of courtrooms

Chris Bell

  1. General Augusto Pinochet, 1915, If natural causes don't get him, the chair will
  2. Denis Healey, 1917, Old Labour
  3. Pope John Paul II, 1920, get yer last rites here
  4. John Glenn, 1921, It could be one space mission too many
  5. Boris Yeltsin, 1931, A popular choice, with good reason
  6. Larry Hagman, 1931, Already on his second liver
  7. George Best, 1946, ex- drunk Miss World shagger
  8. Alex Higgins, 1949, Snooker player with throat cancer, apparently
  9. Shane MacGowan, 1957, Singer with a soon to be non-functioning liver
  10. Holly Johnson, 1960, Frankie Goes To AIDS Clinic

Andrew Brennand

  1. Sir John Mills, 1908, since most other...
  2. Pope John Paul II, 1920, ...people have them...
  3. Ronald Reagan, 1911, ...I'm hedging my bets. Deceased: 06th June 2004
  4. Saul Bellow, 1915, insert metaphysical pun here
  5. Arthur C Clarke, 1917, author, futurist and posible child buggerer
  6. Kurt Vonnegut, 1922, Farenheit 1400 - the temperature of cremation
  7. Denis Norden, 1922, Won't be Alright much longer
  8. Michael Bond, 1926, father of Paddington Bear
  9. Saddam Hussein, 1937, more likely to die than Eric Sykes
  10. David Blaine, 1973, interesting stunt rumoured for April

Jolyon Lockett

  1. Michaealangelo Antonioni, 1912, (film director) blown up? beyond the clouds?
  2. Kirk Douglas, 1916, (spartacus) sparked out?
  3. Pope John Paul II, 1920, (fool) the pope MUST die
  4. Humphrey Lyttleton, 1921, (jazz trumpeter) inspirationally misanthropic, but so old
  5. Peter Sallis, 1921, (actor) the last of the summer wine kull continues
  6. Eric Sykes, 1923, (actor) 73% more likely to die this year than Saddam
  7. Barbara Bush, 1925, (ex-first lady) too prissy to die?
  8. Margaret Thatcher, 1925, (heartless cow) dies of a broken blood pumping analogue?
  9. Jimmy Savile, 1926, (marathon man) how long can he keep on running?
  10. Mikhail Gorbachev, 1931, (aged russian) retired, bored? lost the will to live?

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