Deadpool 2003
Yeah, we're sick. So what?
The 2003 game started on January 1st 2003 and ran until December 31st 2003. The winner was Mike Doherty.
The Lists
Steve Pugh
- Sir John Mills, 1908, actor
- Simon Wiesenthal, 1908, nazi-hunter
- Ronald Reagan, 1911, ex-actor
- Michael Foot, 1913, politician and historian
- Gerald Ford, 1913, ex-president
- Francis Crick, 1916, DNA discoverer
- Arthur C. Clarke, 1917, author
- Pope John Paul II, 1920, top catholic
- James Doohan, 1920, Scotty (the liver cannae take it, Cap'n)
- Ariel Sharon, 1928, politician
Paul Stevenson
- Alastair Cooke, 1906, dead letter
- Pope John Paul II, 1920, infallible but not inanimate
- James Doohan, 1920, the liver cannae take it, Cap'n
- Ivor Cutler, 1923, bard of the clyde
- Atal Behari Vajpayee, 1926, Prime Minister of India
- Harold Pinter, 1930, playwright
- Bobby Robson, 1933, Novocastrian manager
- Vaclav Havel, 1936, still only got one lung
- George Best, 1946, will the transplant work?
- Osama Bin Laden, 1957, if he's still alive
Michael Doherty
- Bob Hope, 1903, come on, this year's his year... Deceased: 27th July 2003
- Thora Hird, 1911, chair lift woman Deceased: 15th March 2003
- Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1917, Cop-slapping, car-crashing, recordbreaker!
- Ernest Borgnine, 1917, From Here To Eternity? The Dirty Dozen? Give me Airwolf anyday!
- J D Salinger, 1919, slacker in the rye
- Pope John Paul II, 1920, get yer last rites here
- Mickey Rooney, 1920, he might try to act young, but...
- John Glenn, 1921, I think I've tried him before. Back on from the subs bench?
- Jimmy Carter, 1924, all that jetsetting, score-settling, peace-making has got to have a toll
- Boris Yeltsin, 1931, maybe vodka has a preservative effect... but I still have hope.
Chris Bell
- Katharine Hepburn, 1907, movie star Deceased: 29th June 2003
- General Augusto Pinochet, 1915, If natural causes don't get him, the chair will
- Denis Healey, 1917, Old Labour
- John Glenn, 1921, It could be one space mission too many
- Boris Yeltsin, 1931, A popular choice, with good reason
- Larry Hagman, 1931, Already on his second liver
- George Best, 1946, ex- drunk Miss World shagger
- Alex Higgins, 1949, Snooker player with throat cancer, apparently
- Shane MacGowan, 1957, Singer with a soon to be non-functioning liver
- Holly Johnson, 1960, Frankie Goes To AIDS Clinic
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