Deadpool 2003

Yeah, we're sick. So what?

The 2003 game started on January 1st 2003 and ran until December 31st 2003. The winner was Mike Doherty.

The Lists

Steve Pugh

  1. Sir John Mills, 1908, actor
  2. Simon Wiesenthal, 1908, nazi-hunter
  3. Ronald Reagan, 1911, ex-actor
  4. Michael Foot, 1913, politician and historian
  5. Gerald Ford, 1913, ex-president
  6. Francis Crick, 1916, DNA discoverer
  7. Arthur C. Clarke, 1917, author
  8. Pope John Paul II, 1920, top catholic
  9. James Doohan, 1920, Scotty (the liver cannae take it, Cap'n)
  10. Ariel Sharon, 1928, politician

Paul Stevenson

  1. Alastair Cooke, 1906, dead letter
  2. Pope John Paul II, 1920, infallible but not inanimate
  3. James Doohan, 1920, the liver cannae take it, Cap'n
  4. Ivor Cutler, 1923, bard of the clyde
  5. Atal Behari Vajpayee, 1926, Prime Minister of India
  6. Harold Pinter, 1930, playwright
  7. Bobby Robson, 1933, Novocastrian manager
  8. Vaclav Havel, 1936, still only got one lung
  9. George Best, 1946, will the transplant work?
  10. Osama Bin Laden, 1957, if he's still alive

Michael Doherty

  1. Bob Hope, 1903, come on, this year's his year... Deceased: 27th July 2003
  2. Thora Hird, 1911, chair lift woman Deceased: 15th March 2003
  3. Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1917, Cop-slapping, car-crashing, recordbreaker!
  4. Ernest Borgnine, 1917, From Here To Eternity? The Dirty Dozen? Give me Airwolf anyday!
  5. J D Salinger, 1919, slacker in the rye
  6. Pope John Paul II, 1920, get yer last rites here
  7. Mickey Rooney, 1920, he might try to act young, but...
  8. John Glenn, 1921, I think I've tried him before. Back on from the subs bench?
  9. Jimmy Carter, 1924, all that jetsetting, score-settling, peace-making has got to have a toll
  10. Boris Yeltsin, 1931, maybe vodka has a preservative effect... but I still have hope.

Chris Bell

  1. Katharine Hepburn, 1907, movie star Deceased: 29th June 2003
  2. General Augusto Pinochet, 1915, If natural causes don't get him, the chair will
  3. Denis Healey, 1917, Old Labour
  4. John Glenn, 1921, It could be one space mission too many
  5. Boris Yeltsin, 1931, A popular choice, with good reason
  6. Larry Hagman, 1931, Already on his second liver
  7. George Best, 1946, ex- drunk Miss World shagger
  8. Alex Higgins, 1949, Snooker player with throat cancer, apparently
  9. Shane MacGowan, 1957, Singer with a soon to be non-functioning liver
  10. Holly Johnson, 1960, Frankie Goes To AIDS Clinic

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